I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Randomize
