i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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