This girl is more easily done than said...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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