I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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