We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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