I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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