Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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