We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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