Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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