think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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