Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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