Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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