she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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