Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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