And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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