i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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