Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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