What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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