So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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