? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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