i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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