She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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