Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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