I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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