i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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