Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Ladies don't puke and tell
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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