Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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