I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
