I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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