I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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