I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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