Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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