if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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