spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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