YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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