Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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