I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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