Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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