i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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