Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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