He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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