Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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