The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
no you cant smoke seaweed
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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