he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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