She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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