so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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