Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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