I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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