Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I can text with my tongue
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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