where am i from again
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
