is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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