what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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